Quote Of The Day

[Steve]

"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister

Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.

"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to

Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.

Another soldier added:

"There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.

It's more like Portsmouth."

[Chris.S]

Second quote of the day

"Money is like muck- no good except it be spread"

[ricky_is200]

Third quote of the day........

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,

the best golfer is a black guy,

France is accusing the US of arrogance

and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

[Zee007]

Forth Quote.......

Zee: "........but we aren't ADVERTISING in our Sigs........"

L3X JG: "And your Point is"

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