Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[sparkystav]

998,841

[peter026]

998,840

Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

Metro Radio

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998,839

[WylieCoyote]

998,838

[sparkystav]

998,837

[peter026]

998,836

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

[Einstein]

998,835

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.... supposed last words of general custer

[Gord]

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[sparkystav]

998,833

[P4UL T]

998,832

[peter026]

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A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

[sparkystav]

998,830

[peter026]

998,829

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in G*d?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

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998,828

[peter026]

998,827

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

[P4UL T]

998,826

[peter026]

998,825

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride

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[WylieCoyote]

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[Einstein]

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[peter026]

998,820

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

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[Thommo]

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[peter026]

998,817

It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.