Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[sparkystav]

999,926

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

[norkep]

999,925

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that *** doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

[lee_iceman]

999,924

"In spite of the cost of living, its still popular"

[Rsarin]

999,923

[sparkystav]

999,922

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

[boddamloon]

999,921

[lee_iceman]

999,920

"my uncle died of asbestos poisoning - took a long time to cremate him"

[sparkystav]

999,919

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

[Rsarin]

999,918

[spikes]

999,917

a man fell into a upholstery machine,hes now fully recoverd

[lee_iceman]

999,916

"Brevitiy is the ..."

[sparkystav]

999,915

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

[Unregistered_User]

999,914

No computer has any awarenes of what it does - so abuse it.

[sparkystav]

999,913

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

[graham8370]

999,912

Ducks walking along the road. 2 in front, 2 behind, 1 in the middle. How many ducks?

[sparkystav]

Three, :D

999,911

You are in a running race, coming up to the line you finally catch and overtake second place. What colour medal do you get?

[graham8370]

999,910

Silver. 2 coins add up to 30p.. One of these cannot be a 20p piece. What 2 coins?

[Steve]

999,909

[sparkystav]

a 20p and a 10p

999,908

[oldcro]

99907

The future starts NOW.

[sparkystav]

99907

The future starts NOW.

missed a 9.

999,906

[Steve]

999,905

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

[aztecbandit1]

999,904

Only another 999,903 posts to go... :D

[sparkystav]

999,903

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me £50, but if I cannot, I will pay you £50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man £50. How did the man win the bet?

[graham8370]

At this rate, the 1,000,000 post will be on Sunday 22nd April 2012 at 16.41 hrs.

999,902