Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[Giblet]

999,113

[P4UL T]

999,112

[Bazza]

999,111

[peter026]

999,110

'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'

[Gord]

999,109

[sparkystav]

999,108

[Gord]

999,107

[sparkystav]

999,106

[Bazza]

999,105

[sparkystav]

999,104

[AlexL]

999,103

[sparkystav]

999,102

[peter026]

999,101

'The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.'

[P4UL T]

999,100

[peter026]

999,099

'The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.'

[P4UL T]

999,098

[peter026]

999,097

'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'

[sparkystav]

999,096

[peter026]

999,095

'We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left.'

[Gord]

999,094

[P4UL T]

999,093

[peter026]

999,092

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos

[sparkystav]

999,091

[peter026]

999,090

After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse

[P4UL T]

999,089