Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[sparkystav]

999,138

[Giblet]

999,137

[peter026]

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Psychiatrist advertisement:

A cure guaranteed or your mania back.

[Giblet]

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[peter026]

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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

[sparkystav]

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[peter026]

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I don't exercise at all. If G*d meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

[sparkystav]

999,131

[aztecbandit1]

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[sparkystav]

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[Gord]

999,128

[sparkystav]

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[Ian M]

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[sparkystav]

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[peter026]

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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

[Gord]

999,123

[sparkystav]

999,122

[peter026]

999,121

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

[P4UL T]

999,120

[sparkystav]

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[peter026]

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Medical terminology

Serology -- Study of knighthood

Tablet -- Small table

Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport

[sparkystav]

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[peter026]

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Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.

[boddamloon]

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[peter026]

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A dope ring