Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[CIJ]

999,236

[peter026]

999,235

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."

[Bazza]

999,234

[peter026]

999,233

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?--

[Giblet]

999,232

[sparkystav]

999,231

[peter026]

999,230

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

A. He's all right now.

[sparkystav]

999,229

[peter026]

999,228

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?

A. Ugly sheep.

[Bazza]

999,927

[sparkystav]

999,226

[Giblet]

999,225

[peter026]

999,224

Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

[sparkystav]

999,223

[Ian M]

999,222

[peter026]

999,221

You should always give 100% at work...

12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

[Unregistered_User]

999,220

[sparkystav]

999,219

[peter026]

999,218

Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?

It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

[sparkystav]

999,217

[P4UL T]

999,216

[Unregistered_User]

999,215

[aztecbandit1]

999,214

[peter026]

999,213

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

[Unregistered_User]

999,212