Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[sparkystav]

999,310

[Gord]

999,309

[keywest]

999,308

[Gord]

999,307

[sparkystav]

999,306

[Lexus2D]

999,305

[sparkystav]

999,304

[Chris.S]

999,303

[Giblet]

999,302

[Ian M]

999,301

[sparkystav]

999,300

[peter026]

999,299

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[sparkystav]

999,298

[peter026]

999,297

Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

[sparkystav]

999,296

[peter026]

999,295

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

[sparkystav]

999,294

[peter026]

999,293

There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy

[sparkystav]

999,292

[peter026]

999,291

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

[sparkystav]

999,290

[peter026]

999,289

People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.

[Einstein]

999,288

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

[peter026]

999,287

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”

The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

[sparkystav]

999,286