Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[sparkystav]

999,335

[peter026]

999,334

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[spikes]

999,333

[sparkystav]

999,332

[peter026]

999,331

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

[sparkystav]

999,330

[peter026]

999,329

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

[Bazza]

999,328

[peter026]

999,327

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 a minute

[sparkystav]

999,326

[graham8370]

999,325

No replys to them Peter, but a good read. Keep 'em coming

[peter026]

999,324

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proof-reading.

[sparkystav]

999,323

[peter026]

999,322

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

[Bazza]

999,321

[peter026]

999,320

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.

[sparkystav]

999,319

[Ian M]

999,318

[peter026]

999,317

What is the Australian for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Sheila!

[spikes]

999,316

[Bazza]

999,315

[Einstein]

999,314

[peter026]

999,313

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

[sparkystav]

999,312

[peter026]

999,311

The company Sergeant is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."