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Paddy buys a new bath but takes it back the next day " The water keeps running out " he complains.

"Did you buy a plug" replies the Manager

Paddy says " You W :tsktsk: R you never said it was electric " :whistling:

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Gypsy takes his wife to the hospital , her face black and blue , claret running from her broken nose .

" Sort her out " He says

" What the hell happened to her sir ? " the nurse asks !

"She's going through the change " he replies .

" Sorry ? " says the nurse " you dont get these wounds going through the change "

" You do when its in my pocket " he says !!

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