One For The Aussies

[peter026]

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the

children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical

answerscame

up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; .Brucie was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes

infront of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go

out

with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring

and

then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about

your

father?"

"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just

too

embarrassed to say".

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