Spaghetti

[peter026]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

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>One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to

>ruin

>his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she

>would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to

>raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child

>turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was

>born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,

>and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child

>support payments to begin.

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>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused

>wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card

>today."

>"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife

>obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and

>fainted.

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>On the card was written:

>"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti. Three with

>meatballs, two without.

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>Send extra sauce."

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Hahaha love it :)