Major Retailers

[peter026]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own

condoms and kept the same tag-line....

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

M&M's condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated

enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

***** condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the

pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in

30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just

cannot

reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the

world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

[sparkystav]

The old ones are the best.

Stav

[P4UL T]

very good, never seen that one before