Monday Funny

[Giblet]

An elderly couple, both widowed, Had been courting for a long time And decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation Regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old Gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical

Relationship. "How do you feel about intercourse?" he asked.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would Like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his Glasses, he casually asked, "Is that one or two words?"

[WylieCoyote]

(cue tumbleweeds) Erm, I don't get it. I'm a bit slow today....

[Giblet]

infrequently or in frequently

[Rikos]

Come on Keith get with the programme

[WylieCoyote]

Duh! Now I get it. Damn, thick or what?!

[peter026]

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[Unregistered_User]

Wahay :)