Looking For Jesus

peter026 · July 31, 2007

Looking For Jesus

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,

"Are you here to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Ccccccccccertainly."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, did you find Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "Nnnnnnno, I, I diiiiiiidn't find him."

The preacher, bothered by the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He then pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, IIIIIIII haven't ffffffffound Jesus."

Now the preacher is frustrated and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins thrashing his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of G*d have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Aaaaaare, are you sssssssure this is where he fffffffell in?"