A Lawyer & His New Lexus Joke

[JOHNNY-BOY]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied,"Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My ***!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

[JOHNNY-BOY]

Ignore my spelling in the title

[gazwalker]

Thats used to be a BMW joke, good though!

Gaz.

[ifraz]

That's very funny Johnny

[Matthew_McNally]

Ignore my spelling in the title

fixed it for ya matey!

;)

[JOHNNY-BOY]

Thats used to be a BMW joke, good though!

Gaz.

How times change B)

[Steve]

hmm that would of suited a Beemer driver right?

Would a lexus driver really say that or in fact be like that

I'm cold.. so all the BM owners can now flame me... hmmmm (homer style) Toasty!

Good joke john