Pc Holiday Greeting

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Holiday Greetings to Everyone

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so

difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending

someone. So I met with my solicitor yesterday, and upon their advice I wish

to say the following:

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,

gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced

with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular

practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions

and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great

(not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and

without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious

faith or sexual preference of the wisher.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as

expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one

year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes

first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a

new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a

significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

[Anees]

Er..... same to you... :duh:

[Bazza]

yep, happy easter to you too :D

[peter026]

poor electrons, hope they were not too inconvenienced. :D

[aido]

So what you're saying is Merry Christmas!!! Same to you :D