The Difference Between Men And Women....

[Tony-Bones]

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

* Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

* If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

* Get in the shower.

* Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

* Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

* Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

* Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

* Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

* Rinse conditioner off hair.

* Shave armpits and legs.

* Turn off shower.

* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

* Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

* Get out of shower.

* Dry with towel the size of a small country.

* Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

* Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

* If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

* Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

* Walk naked to the bathroom.

* If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

* Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

* Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

* Get in the shower.

* Wash your face.

* Wash your armpits.

* Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

* Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

* Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

* Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

* Wash your hair.

* Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

* Wee.

* Rinse off and get out of shower.

* Partially dry off.

* Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

* Admire willy size in mirror again.

* Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

* Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

* If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

* Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!! Apart from me obviously.

[Monster-Mat]

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[P4UL T]

Still funny tho

[Tony-Bones]

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[Doodlebug]

Very funny indeed and oh so true.

:D :D