Joke

[Bloodygoodbloke]

A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the

most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus.

She walked over to inspect it more closely.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an

unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had

noticed. There, standing right behind

her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we

help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though

nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,

"Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,

you're gonna ***** when you hear the price."

[maneesh]

good one, i like it. i have known many girls like that, who farted upon seeing the pimp ride :duh:

[javadude]

Been posted on here a few times. First was a long time ago.