The Pregnant Lady V 20 Year Old Youth

[peter026]

>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another

seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst

out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man

arrested.

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>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20

years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well

your Honor, it was like this:

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>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her

condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint

Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a

sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I

had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that

said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly

contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have

prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."

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> "CASE DISMISSED!!"

[winnie]

[Paul Reece]

Very Good :D :D :D :D

[Tony-Bones]

Quality .... shame the tyre got punctured.

[P4UL T]

lol, good stuff

[Adie]

Brilliant