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Insurance Claims!

By T7RY B
April 12, 2006 in Lexus General Discussions

https://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/forum/topic/32361-insurance-claims/

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T7RY B

Posted April 12, 2006

Funny insurance claims with some pics!

CLAIMS

Sample; I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.

Joke;

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer thought for a moment, but was puzzled. Finally he asked the engineer, "How do you start a flood?"

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