Old Lady

[Ally]

>>This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota Florida.

>>

>>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,

>>found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her

>>shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her

>>voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

>>

>>The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran

>>like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping

>>bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so

>>shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and

>>tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not

>>understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the

>>front seat.

>>

>>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces

>>farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove

>>to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told

>>the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the

>>counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,

>>elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly

>>white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

>>

>>No charges were filed.

>>

>>

>>Moral of the story?

>>

>>If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

[peter026]

Some of the funniest moments are true

[MacRS200]

Top story Ally PMSL

[LexusIS200Sam]

lmao, Quality!

[tdiplc]

Verry funny