Unusual Surnames

Tony-Bones · March 28, 2006

I can hardly comment with my surname 'Bones'.. This has over the years 'raised a smile' in Casualty when i had the odd accident 'or' ten as a kid....

Working for the public there is a need to take names for invoicing etc.....but sometimes it is real hard to restrain an immediate visible smile

Hows this for an example.....

'Name Sir'

'Barlox'

'Sorry'

'barlox'

.............................. is that...... 'Mr Barlox?'

'Yes...... Barlox'

:D

.......... well i thought i had suffered in casualty..... i wonder what the people waiting must have thought when the nurse said........'Barlox the Dr will see you now'......... :D

Unusual Surnames do you know any....?

Pip · March 28, 2006

Ben stillers character in meet the parents: Focker. First name Gaylord LMFAO.

Cracks me up everytime i hear DeNiro say his second name.

Noel · March 28, 2006

Guy that used to be on a TV ad over here was called Maurice Pratt

Fever · March 28, 2006

There are a few funny names in our staff directory. As a world wide company, you come across all kinds of names...here are some which tickle my sense of humour...these are 100% real and how they are spelt:

Tinboat Arselanook

Chuck Jobs

Norbert Doodaa

Bert Areola

Plypol Bumroongpreecha

...tee hee!!

Oh and for original surnames mine must be good.... Fever!

Noel · March 28, 2006

Another one........

Radio news reporter....Avril Hoare, it's pronounced "whore" in Ireland...poor girl

Lexmas · March 28, 2006

All the 'Bottoms' are pretty good and I've known a few:

Longbottom

Sidebottom

etc...

No lie, I was once served by a waiter whose name badge read Igor W A N K A, I kid you not!

Tony-Bones · March 28, 2006

Ben stillers character in meet the parents: Focker. First name Gaylord LMFAO.
Cracks me up everytime i hear DeNiro say his second name.

My old next door neighbours surname was 'Fluck'..... and that's 100% true!.... swear on the cats arse.

Fever · March 28, 2006

How about that guy from American Idol...the one who hosts the show...

Ryan Seacrest

....what a bell end!

Tony-Bones · March 28, 2006

How about that guy from American Idol...the one who hosts the show...
Ryan Seacrest

....what a bell end!

Indeed.....'cheeser' :D

Mr Morse · March 28, 2006

There was a guy called Mike Hunt used to work on the same rig as me. Always used to bring a chortle when he was paged over the PA "Pick up....Mike Hunt"

Monster-Mat · March 28, 2006

theres a german TV presenter called Gabriella Hähnchenfuss, in itself not very funny, till you translate it

Gabriella Chickenfoot

Edited March 28, 2006 by Monster-Mat

Noel · March 28, 2006

Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

lexusluther · March 28, 2006

We have one customer from overseas hi name is Mr Luc-De-Coc, gives me a smile each time we complete an order for him, the job is rubbish so small things create big laughs. :D

LexusIS200Sam · March 28, 2006

No word of a lie, I used to know someone called DI C K Head.

Chris.S · March 28, 2006

What about Hugh Janus

or thers always Chris Shipley, what stupid name that is

swfcdan · March 28, 2006

this is 100% real, my mates surname is Al-Shaghana (hes half Iraqi), funny in our youth as evil school children

MacRS200 · March 28, 2006

Bloke I knew was Gotobed :D

Bazza · March 28, 2006

or thers always Chris Shipley, what stupid name that is

now your just making names up

Pip · March 28, 2006

Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!!

legendswraith · March 28, 2006

Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!!

met someone today called ***** Pane that must have been fun as a child. Parents are so cruel

Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!!

met someone today called ***** Pane that must have been fun as a child. Parents are so cruel

due to **** the shortened version of richard

Lord Ripper · March 28, 2006

All the 'Bottoms' are pretty good and I've known a few:
Longbottom

Sidebottom

etc...

No lie, I was once served by a waiter whose name badge read Igor W A N K A, I kid you not!

Hehehe. Yeah I've met a Mr. W a n k e before when I used to sell PC's. He really didn't like being called Mr. W a n k e talk about volunteering to be called by your first name asap hehe. I also met a Mrs. Death !