Blond Jokes

[peter026]

Why do blonds drive BMWs

Because they can spell it

Did you here about the blond found frozen to death in her car at a drive in movie theatre

She went to watch Closed for the winter

Two blonds were observed in a car park trying to unlock the door of their BMW with a wire coat hanger

Blond#1 I can't seem to get this door unlocked

Blond#2 Well try harder and hurry up it's staring to rain and the tops down

Why did the blond stay up all night studying

She had a urine test the next day

Did you hear about the blond who though nitrates were cheaper than day rates

Did you here about the blond explorer who bought a sheet of sandpaper, thinking it was a map of the Sahara desert

Did you here about the blond prisoner found in her cell with bumps all over her head,

She tried to hang herself with bungee rope

Did you here about the blond who took her scarf back to the shop because it was too tight

What do you get when you offer a blond "A penny for your thoughts"

Change

Why was the blond disappointed?

She found out that " Philips 14" was a TV

Why can't Blonds use birth control pills?

Because they keep falling out

[Chris Skelton]

Thinks......Peter?

What colour is YOUR hair?

Red?

or....blond?

[Noel]

Haha Peter... very funny :D

I think Chris must be a blond and you've hurt his feeelings...

@ Chris... they're just silly jokes..... don't get offended...

Think of all the "Paddy irishman " jokes out there, but we just laugh...' cos we know they're just jokes...:winky:

[peter026]

Thinks......Peter?

What colour is YOUR hair?

Red?

or....blond?

Going grey :D

[Chris Skelton]

Thinks......Peter?

What colour is YOUR hair?

Red?

or....blond?

Going grey :D

"GOING"?

Nah!....GONE!!

But with age comes experience, memories, wisdom, (crankiness,......) :winky:

But I often wonder if

"first take out the beam from your own eye before taking the mote from your (sisters," in this case) quote applies to the teller of blonde jokes? :D