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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

> >

> > The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

> >

> > "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's

> >

> > an absolute steal at only $20."

> >

> > "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.

> >

> > "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and

> > as a result its language is a touch fruity".

> >

> > "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,

> >

> > "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

> >

> > So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

> >

> > Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks

> > at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".

> >

> > "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman

> > trying not to laugh.

> >

> > A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

> >

> > "Unf**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two

> > new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

> >

> > "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"

> > complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a

> > laugh at their new pet.

> >

> > A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.

> >

> > "Inf**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new

> > prostitutes, but the same old clients .... How ya doin', Dave?"

> >

> > Silence......

>

>

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