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In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying: "It is a crock of sh!t, and it stinketh"

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said. "It is a pail of dung, and we cannot abide the smell."

And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none can abide it."

And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.

And the plan became policy.

And that my friend, is how sh!t happens.

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