Speeding

[Claire G]

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the

following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding the speed limit.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the

registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back-up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers. (The driver owned the car)

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box)

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. (Boot is opened - no body)

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b@#%$*d told you I was

speeding, as well.

[ifraz]

That was very funny! :D :D