A Christmas Greeting To All

[MacRS200]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all.

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted

calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of

choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped

make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater

than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed,

colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings

for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to

replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole

discretion of the wisher.)

[Lex-aholic]

Erm.....ditto what he just said.....I think. :D

[Kazi]

I Concur :D