Inner Peace

[Monster-Mat]

Got this email today, made me chuckle. Thought it was a circular chain letter type one at first......

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me,

and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple

advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all

the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see

things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house

this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White

Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of

Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the

rest of the cheesecake, some potato chips and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

[peter026]

I like it :D :D ......which reminds me I have an opened bottle of Baileys,I think I'll just have a glass or two now

[MacRS200]

Nice one Mat