Todays Corny Joke

[janey]

Far away in the depths of the sea, two prawns, Justin and Christian, are swimming in the water. They are constantly being threatened by sharks.

One day Justin says: "I'm bored and frustrated with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

Suddenly a mysterious cod appears and says: "Your wish is granted," and Justin turns into a Shark.

Horrified, Christian swims off immediately, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time goes by and Justin is bored and lonely as a shark. All his friends dash for cover whenever he is near. So when he chances upon the mysterious cod again he can't believe his luck. He begs the cod to change him from a shark, and lo and behold, he's turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swims to his friends and buys them all cocktails. Looking around at the gathering reef, he searches in vain for his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asks.

"At home, distraught because his best friend turned into a shark and became his enemy." came the reply.

Eager to put things right, Justin sets off for Christian's house. He bangs on the door and shouts: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and have a drink with me."

"No way!" Christian shouts back. "You'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy. I'll not be tricked by you."

Justin cries out in despair: "But I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

[Mr Morse]

Janey's school report:

Effort - could have done better

Achievement - gave me a little titter

[lexus boy]

oh dear g*d that is hurrendous

[MacRS200]

Made me laugh :D