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A man walks into a pub and the barman recognises him and says "Oi,aren't you the bloke with a steering wheel down his pants"

The man replies "yes it's driving me nuts"

A baby seal walks into a pub and sits down,The barman says"Anything I can get you"

"Anything but a canadian club" replies the seal

A blind man walks into a pub with his guide dog. When he reaches the center of the pub he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around.

"Oi what you doing" says the barman

"Taking a look around" replies the blind man

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A piece of rope walks into a pub the landlord says "Sorry we don't serve rope in here.

The rope walks outside,folds himselt into a circle and messes up one of his ends,turns around and walks back into the same pub.

The landlord looks at the rope again and says "are you the same piece of rope that I just kicked out of here"

"No" says the rope "I'm a frayed knot"

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