Finally Confirmed

[tdiplc]

Something fun for a Friday

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ***** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and ***** kissing that will put you over the top.

[peter026]

I'm sure I have seen this before

[DAZA_W]

yea was it not in gold :D

[Adie]

yea was it not in gold :D

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Yep :D

[Tony-Bones]

I laughed so loud it made the dog fart

I am going to use this in reverse in real life?

'See him'..........?......he's 118% :D

For me i would say?

All my 98% and 96% was without 118% but with 100% and no 103% the 98% will make the 100% of the boss do the 118%.

Note to self 'dont do this again' head hurts..... 120%