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4 friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at

a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the

rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started

Working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He

studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to

climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the

company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my

pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, he then

went to flight school to become a

pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.

He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in

the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his

own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also

gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for

his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth

returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all

the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel

For the successes of our sons....What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living

dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends started to

laugh and snigger and said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I

love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the

other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a

brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three

boyfriends."

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