How To Strip In 34 Easy Steps

[Monster-Mat]

How to strip in 34 easy steps.......

the 3 cheeky men, are......Myself, Lexus Boy and our very own Fidgets

pics coming soon!!!!...got to go to Argos

[Anees]

Is this a DIY sideline your starting?

How to strip wallpaper? :P

[janey]

How to strip in 34 easy steps.......

the 3 cheeky men, are......Myself, Lexus Boy and our very own Fidgets

pics coming soon!!!!...

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Would rather see the video

[Brettster]

Im not really sure I want to see 3 guys stripping

[Monster-Mat]

ok here goes....................im back from ARGOS.......... :)

Open doors........

Ooooohhhhh whats that, is it soft and luxurious like.....GET RID

SEE this stuff in here mate.....put it over in that pile

We dont need seatbelts.....we dont need seats

Ian (fidgets) you can have this as a sleeping bag

oooh i can help.....i can climb under there

Phew, cant wait to get rid of these seats.....they pong, whos ***** has been on these...(yours Lexus boy....yours)

remove this.............

[Monster-Mat]

fingers under here ....and...............give...........it...........................a.

PULL

wiggle the seatbelt through this bit

undo the brake light cable

and PULL of the parcel shelf

PARP..............does it smell

Shall we stick this crap.....in that blue car over there, thats pretty basic inside

im sure we missed something............??

[Monster-Mat]

if i give this a good old tug.....

way hey........it comes off

undo this tinsey weeney screw.........

and screw this nob.......knob...the end

pull on this leather bit......with a chromey bit

Hmmmmmmm, and undo all these plugs and things

OK.........whos been wipeing bogeys under here?

[Monster-Mat]

undo this crew, and another like it...and some more

like this one..............

must inject........must have a pep me up....

and out it comes.......who needs this bit anyway....pah

Hi im Thom, my job is to take bits to the rubbish pile

legroom is phenominal now

that mate, is your snow button, the most important button of them all..............................shall we throw it in the bin

dam switch clips............

[Monster-Mat]

Hi its me again Thom, im looking for ian

yep.........legroom is definatly getting better

hmm, the piles getting bigger.........but we havnt decided how to get rid of it.....shall we have a bar-b-q

hmm, soft and spongey.....can i keep this stuff, it matches my jumper

yep...Bar-b-q, is a GOOD IDEA

MUST...................ADD.................MORE..............FUEL.............MUST ..................BURN..............EVERY..............BIT

See, told you everything would burn.........who fancys a burger

[Fidgits]

great commentary!

[Anees]

WOW!

Well Done!

[Monster-Mat]

.and ive goto do it again Tommorow.....but in a slightly different way...to achive a slightly different outcome

[Steve]

ahha nutter

[Dave-Ellen]

recognise the outfit !

[Monster-Mat]

recognise the outfit !

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working clothes, do u have any?

[lexus boy]

discovered that toymota fit things in the car better than we could to the skip

[Monster-Mat]

..........................and now.....i have people Pming me for the bits.

sorry peeps, the only bits saved were the carpet for colin, and some other little trinkets that had been requested prior to the strip

[Pip]

..........................and now.....i have people Pming me for the bits.

sorry peeps, the only bits saved were the carpet for colin, and some other little trinkets that had been requested prior to the strip

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Ah and there i thought you were just being miserable!!! :D

Still got stripped down south though, shame

[Colin P]

..........................and now.....i have people Pming me for the bits.

sorry peeps, the only bits saved were the carpet for colin, and some other little trinkets that had been requested prior to the strip

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cheers, i'll be up at the weekend or the next weymouth meet? s'up to you Matt!

[Monster-Mat]

whenever you want mate

[mattstheone]

Sorry Mat but i must have missed something :duh:

why have you stripped it down????

[SHAHZ]

Sorry Mat but i must have missed something  :duh:

why have you stripped it down????

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Here you go :)

[lexus boy]

I have gone for the minimalist look

very sleek

its the new rustic look

[aido]

Hehe you're bonkers Thom - these pics cracked me up, Mat truly is a nutter, just look at his face, and I'm happy that it's not just me who stands squirting lighter fluid onto the bbq, it's so risky and so much fun

[lexus boy]

Hehe you're bonkers Thom - these pics cracked me up, Mat truly is a nutter, just look at his face, and I'm happy that it's not just me who stands squirting lighter fluid onto the bbq, it's so risky and so much fun

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could we have a more PC comment

like you sure are slighly mentally unstable, and could do with some phsychictric aid