Ferrari F1 Team Breaking News

[Steve]

Breaking news from Ferrari F1 team........

The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew today. The

announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK

Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from

Liverpool.

The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on

how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a

set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,

whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with

millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold

move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international

recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they

had the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than

they bargained for.

At the first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew

successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12

seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the

McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some

photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower ....

[SHAHZ]

[Monster-Mat]

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Breaking news from Ferrari F1 team........

The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew today. The

announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK

Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from

Liverpool.

The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on

how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a

set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,

whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with

millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold

move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international

recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they

had the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than

they bargained for.

At the first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew

successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12

seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the

McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some

photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower ....

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[jason_l]

:D love it :D

[dhs]

Brilliant :D :D :D

[Stu]

Hilarious!!!!!

Stu

[PhilWebster]

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