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EVER WONDERED???

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's bottom."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? - They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Mate, you must be pshycic ....... I was thinking of creating a "Why?" thread ...... you have stolen my idea ! lol ............

Why do you always jump up and down when you need to visit the loo ? :whistling:


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"If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?"

So true... :D :D

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Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

:o

Something you're not telling us Mark - thought you were a fella, what were you doing at the gynaecologists?

:P


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why do women always walk on tiptoes when they are walking around the house naked??

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Why do you always wish for something, or wish for it not to happen - then "touch wood?"

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Why is it that when you are in a hurry every traffic light is on red.

and when you are not they are on green

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