I’ve got a Lexus it’s a Japanese import

[Richard Murphy]

Help

[GMB]

How?   Samaritans and Salvation army are very good people.

[Scotlex]

Do you want help to change from Km to MPH ?????

[RONNIE W HODGEKINSON]

1 hour ago, GMB said:

How?   Samaritans and Salvation army are very good people.

You Are A Samaritan Grey !!!!

[GMB]

Almost,  I'm a dyed in the wool philistine with biker gang aspirations. 

(They would'nt have me 'cos I don't look 'ard enough for them.)

[Boomer54]

1 hour ago, RONNIE W HODGEKINSON said:

You Are A Samaritan Grey !!!!

Oh, I thought he was a Sumerian!

[GMB]

10 minutes ago, Boomer54 said:

Oh, I thought he was a Sumerian!

No, Pomeranian actually

[Boomer54]

1 hour ago, GMB said:

No, Pomeranian actually

But Sumerian Pomerainian...translates 'Old dog'.

[Malc1]

Sometimes looked at those amazing Ls600 Jap Imports ……. they look tremendous value for money ……. Provided you can rest easy with some of it remaining in Jap original hieroglyphics, knobs, bandwidth whatever 

Not for me though …… I have studied it all a little 🤔

Malc 

[GMB]

2 hours ago, Boomer54 said:

But Sumerian Pomerainian...translates 'Old dog'.

How does the saying go? It takes one to know one?🤔🐶

[Boomer54]

Just now, GMB said:

How does the saying go? It takes one to know one?🤔🐶

I will have you know I have approx 7% of my life still ahead of me! Although I just told my wife she was "negatively stimulating me" so we might wish to discount that number.

[Malc1]

46 minutes ago, Boomer54 said:

I will have you know I have approx 7% of my life still ahead of me! Although I just told my wife she was "negatively stimulating me" so we might wish to discount that number.

get your pension fund in order before it all goes to building a new bridge somewhere by Order of Fuhrer'ess Reeves 

Malc

[Pauly C]

Er, so what happened to the OP's question?  Indeedy, what happened to the OP?  Is he real?  Or is he a figment of our imagination?  

[Boomer54]

5 minutes ago, Pauly C said:

Er, so what happened to the OP's question?  Indeedy, what happened to the OP?  Is he real?  Or is he a figment of our imagination?  

 Based upon an exhaustive enquiry into his single word communication I believe he was practising for a role in a Beatles musical. 

[Malc1]

It is beetlejuice time of year for sure 

Malc 

[GMB]

3 hours ago, Pauly C said:

Or is he a figment of our imagination?  

No, he is actually a pigment of our indigestion.