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An Accountant named Sue eh ! 

Keeping limited company with Anthony possibly a good idea 😅 ……. ‘is ‘umour mite bee a little infekshous  😇

Malc 

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….wow ! this is exciting - why doe’s all the action happen at the end  of the adventure ?

Steve’s FW 190 attack approach has failed !

think he may have forgot to take the safety’s off as he came in range, duh 😳 ! I never fired a shot, officer, we saw him spiralling down to The English Channel with his prop stationery - perhap’s he did not take on enough shell v-fuel before he took off - at pace ?

look out ! 😲 there’s an me-109 coming in at 3’o clock - I can clearly read ‘ boomer54’ painted on the engine cowling ! pilot look’s very determined - doe’s he not know he has lost the war to sell my year 2000 Lexus LS 400 ? 

….why I never registered as a Limited Company, Stephen !

🔴   loss of control

🔴   higher set-up cost’s

🔴   increased legal responsibilitie’s

🔴   more complex accounting procedure’s

🔴   personal financial liability 

🔴   lack of flexibility

I traded as ‘Lifestyle’ - no wish to protect brand. all my ‘book’s - hand entrie’s. my, chartered, accountant only charged me £500+pa - he had deregistered from vat listing.

sad, Stephen, did you not check your oil level before take-off to attack me ? looks, to me, like your Daimler-Benz 605-d engine has seized up - just as you came in to range, too ☹️. fear not, Mac, (?) - the raf vosper rescue launch will pick you up from The Channel after you have baled out - be quick though -those me’s are pig’s without power !

anthony

 

 

 

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….what a coincidence - Steve and Stephen have the same number’s on their aircraft ! thought 13 was unlucky - 14 is not much better guy’s, eh !

expect I’ll meet you both in the officer’s mess, at base, sometime !

Gang - a tip !

……alway’s remember P E T R O L before you take off ! 😃

P   petrol

E    electric’s

T    tyre’s

R    radiator

O    oil

L     light’s

…that way, you won’t screw up when you go in for the attack ! 😳 🙄.

sadly, Steve and Stephen - for you the war is over and, as newbie’s, you never fired a shot - sad 🤭

 

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57 minutes ago, borderslad said:

….wow ! this is exciting - why doe’s all the action happen at the end  of the adventure ?

Steve’s FW 190 attack approach has failed !

think he may have forgot to take the safety’s off as he came in range, duh 😳 ! I never fired a shot, officer, we saw him spiralling down to The English Channel with his prop stationery - perhap’s he did not take on enough shell v-fuel before he took off - at pace ?

look out ! 😲 there’s an me-109 coming in at 3’o clock - I can clearly read ‘ boomer54’ painted on the engine cowling ! pilot look’s very determined - doe’s he not know he has lost the war to sell my year 2000 Lexus LS 400 ? 

….why I never registered as a Limited Company, Stephen !

🔴   loss of control

🔴   higher set-up cost’s

🔴   increased legal responsibilitie’s

🔴   more complex accounting procedure’s

🔴   personal financial liability 

🔴   lack of flexibility

I traded as ‘Lifestyle’ - no wish to protect brand. all my ‘book’s - hand entrie’s. my, chartered, accountant only charged me £500+pa - he had deregistered from vat listing.

sad, Stephen, did you not check your oil level before take-off to attack me ? looks, to me, like your Daimler-Benz 605-d engine has seized up - just as you came in to range, too ☹️. fear not, Mac, (?) - the raf vosper rescue launch will pick you up from The Channel after you have baled out - be quick though -those me’s are pig’s without power !

anthony

 

 

 

You are a bit like my old wing commander. Upside down in a Lincolnshire ditch with your plane in one field and your head in the next. By that I mean your list shows a lack of knowledge that is financially fatal.

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Fatality is usually finality too ……. But we all on here ‘ live to see another day ‘ Well, hopefully one at least 😄

Malc 

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….Stephen, I understand your point - but I lifted that list off a highly reputable accountant site on t’internet !

have to assume the commanding officer of your p o w camp, in UK 🇬🇧 or Canada 🇨🇦, has given you permission to submit your post, just surprised ?

 

anthony

 

 

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…..have to admit - I don’t know how to fly a B-17g ☹️ ! in the same way the young guy’s in WW2 who could fly a B-17g, could not drive a car - true !

….but I certainly can fly the following aircraft extremely skilfully:

….FW-190

….Messerschmitt 109bf

….Spitfire Mk 9

….Hawker Hurricane

….B-25 Mitchell bomber

….Gloster Meteor

….how ?

….early 2000’s bought a Microsoft warbird’s simulator ( or was it a stimulator 😳 ) game for my 2002 Sony Vaio laptop - plus the control stick for flight, throttle and trigger for machine gun / rocket fire - still play it, now  - magic ! 🙄.

 

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….have received some pm’s requesting the answer as to how the dog crossed the river ( no bridge, no boat ) with just damp paw’s……

 

 

….the river was………..frozen over…….

😃

anthony

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….wot - a Yorkshire Terrier - how shallow do you want the river to be. 
 

a River, 200 yard’s wide, Malcolm and Ken, not a big puddle ! 
 

😃

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….I have been advised you can buy heroin on a debit / credit card ! 😲

 

charged and being issued with a Shell V fuel garage receipt……🤯

amazing…

 

anthony

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….reference the Tina Turner ‘pick-me-up’ video, earlier.

that 54’ extending jib was designed, exclusively for Tina !

the jib was not a fixture of the concert venue - it was portable !

at 6.09 her management must have been terrified, of their valuable asset, as Tina is singing - outside - the handrail area protected only by pathetic low level safety net’s !

sadly, passed at the age of 83 having sold 150 million record’s world-wide and a net worth of $ 250m !

a fan - moi ?

nah!

 

anthony

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….Malcolm, Ken - further to your humorous contribution’s concerning my recent ‘brain-teaser’ Question - please, do listen in to this court dialogue….

….m’lud, in defence of my client, Anthony X, I would, respectfully, draw your attention to the 2 article’s, currently, being displayed to The Court.

please note the depth of water of 6 - 8 feet ( 1.8 - 2.4 m ) in article One and the word and phrase ‘flow’s’ and ‘is a moving body of water ‘ in article Two..

the comment of my learned friend ‘or amazingly shallow’ can, clearly, only be considered as totally unrealistic and untrue, perhap’s  even cruel to my client ?
 

no further question’s m’lud, but would ask, under the circumstance’s of this outrageous response, you seriously consider the ‘payment incurred cost’s’ of £101.000 12p be paid to my client and the revocation of their Driving Licence’s - for life ! plus send them both down for an indefinite term at His Majesty’s pleasure !

thank you, m’lud……

 

 

….gotcha’  guy’s - deserved come ‘uppance, I think………..still smiling ? 😃


personally, I would have pardoned you both….😲


 

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Skimming across the surface might, did result in damp paws alone m’lud ……. indeed that was the case …. Acts of God / Dog …..

Malc 

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….’m’lud - note the use , by my learned friend, of the word might !

surely, The Court would need to be shown photographic evidence of a dog ‘skimming’, san’s supporting board etc., across said water ?

 

anthony

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….this a Lexus Owner’s Club UK - Cars For Sale advertisement post for my year 2000 Lexus LS 400 - that is the topic which you will notice I have religiously adhered to ….for the last 9 Page’s !

🫣

anthony

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Oh my.  Sans board,  sans understanding of doggie dynamics and prowess too maybe by m’lud in da mud thinking …….. solar powered ears, even jet pee propulsion 😂

C’mon, open mindedness helps 

Malc 

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….er, Malcolm, look out of your starboard window and see my ship in echelon alongside - see the pilot waving at you port side - that,s me, Anthony - we are on the same side, you know ?

 

anthony

 

 

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….now then, this really is off topic - about my, previously mentioned, Benz W123 saloon :

15.06, this afternoon, after 2 year’s 10 month’s in static position in granite stable - I slipped Key into Ignition barrel and prayed she, he other would start up, light’s on -  twist……

…..started instantly, ran for 10 minute’s - oil and temp gauge’s on the line - shift to Drive, move’s - shift to reverse, move’s. engine purred, for a 4 cylinder, anyway !

life is good - my old 1985 Mercedes-Benz is running again - hooray !

as Malcolm say’s, not a patch on my Lexus LS 400, even so - not a black box in sight !

I love her, him other ! 😍🥰😍🥰

 

anthony

ps: sad I can’t really daily this one…..be up for sale soon - anyone ?

 

 

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….Gang - another tip! !

if you or your significant other and / or 18+ offspring drive an automatic gearbox car:

never - never - never - never shift into reverse whilst still moving forward - or vice versa ! ! ! ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️

auto-gearbox repair specialist workshop’s make more money out of the resulting, catastrophic, damage caused by this shifting ‘skill’ than any other type of damage they work on ! 😲.

be warned…….!

 

anthony

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….have received a most appreciative note from NRRArchives !

they were thanking us, as a Gang, for increasing the number of View’s of their video ‘ ‘Danny and The Juniors’  - ‘ Rock’n’Roll is here to stay’ by a staggering 12.000+ View’s in just 21 day’s ! 😲😃

well done, Gang - like them, I thank you for your continuing to support viewing this fine, 1958 early Rock and Roll performance - surely, in the day, talent at it’s best ! 🤔☹️.

 

anthony

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…….FLASH !……….FLASH !……….FLASH !……….FLASH !……….FLASH !……….FLASH !…….

….my year 2000 Lexus LS 400 has now left the building…….☹️

my beloved Lexus LS 400 has, now, been sold, sold, sold ! ! ☹️

all good thing’s must come to an end and after a tremendous and record breaking 5️⃣  .  7️⃣  .  0️⃣  .  0️⃣    View’s and  2️⃣  2️⃣  2️⃣  Replie’s the Final Curtain must fall…☹️ 😢.

I should like to thank the following Lexus Owner’s Club UK Member’s for their support and important  contribution’s to my 9 page’s of rambling’s - in the main ‘on topic’ but, oh so rarely, ‘off topic ‘…🤥 🙄 🤭 :

🔴     my Wingman, has asked not to be named, in this instance. he, her other,     
           from day 1 has both supported me and covered my 6 throughout ! only 4               
           incident’s logged during the return flight 2 of which were long distance             
           threat’s completely neutralised by this determined and brave person. the          
           remaining 2 threat’s were jointly prepared for but, in fact, in all 4 case’s not    
          a single shot was fired and all adversarie’s remain alive and well…….!😃

🔴     Malcolm


🔴     Maximum Prime

 

🔴     HPS 13

 

🔴     Chris Skelton

 

🔴      Steve 2006

 

🔴      ISG SLS IRL

 

🔴      messi

 

🔴      Ken R

 

🔴      Razor 61

 

🔴       Boomer 54

 

🔴        GMB

 

🔴          Mossypossy

 

….Member’s and non- member’s I thank you all for making my brief appearance on here so much fun ! 😃 - and I do so hope you have enjoyed the content !

farewell Lexus Owner’s Club UK ( Lexus LS 400 Forum ) I shall miss you all !

(hopefully, I have broken most of The Forum Covenant t&c’s - if not……….) ! 😲

never forget our anthem, Gang :

 

….we don’t care what people say…

Rock’n roll is here to stay……!!

 

cheer’s all and Very Best Wishe’s for The Future,

kind regard’s

 

anthony

 

   
 
         

 

 

 

 

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….ok guy’s, you can stand down now - that last message was fine - we’ll print that !

….we are ‘ keyboard to safe ‘ now, yeah ? - sure the green light is on, ok ? ok !

you know the only item I wanted to post to The Gang, but never did, was that limerick told by Max Miller, the famous comedian, live on a gig back in 1937….

you know the one…..

jack and Jill went up the hill,

just like two ***** linnet’s.

Jill came down with half’s crown,

…………………………………………..she was only up there two minute’s ! 😲😲

why did’nt I post it ? would have been wiped within the hour !

…er, that green keyboard light has gone out, now………..

 


 

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Well Done with the sale ……. 
Might we know the fortunate buyer ? 
 

your contribution here has been magnifique  

Eggzelant 👍

Malc 

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