It's not just me who is anti-Scheissewagen...

[Mincey]

These guys have definitely upped the ante... 
 

EDIT: That clearly didn't work.. Go to X and look for the World Bollard Association:

[Mr Vlad]

You can't beat a good bollard. It's sad but funny watching an idiot getting spiked by a bollard because he wasn't paying attention. 

[GMB]

I had the misfortune of having to drive in greater Manchester today. These roads are full of agressive d*ckheads.

All the bullying, cut you up, nasty offenders were driving Mercedes ( black ) BMW ( black ) Audi ( RS7 dark grey with two young asian gentlemen in it ) and range rover (matt black with personalised number ) - what a surprise!

Taking a generous view, they are probably just victims of overcrowded roads getting frustrated and hating everyone else. A bit like when they crowd rats together in a cage and they all go for each other. But at least the rats don't play stupid finger waving games at each other - Maybe?

What a world and why is it full of idiots?

I'll just get myself another glass of Aldi premier Cru champagne to calm myself down.

[Boomer54]

7 minutes ago, GMB said:

I had the misfortune of having to drive in greater Manchester today. These roads are full of agressive d*ckheads.

All the bullying, cut you up, nasty offenders were driving Mercedes ( black ) BMW ( black ) Audi ( RS7 dark grey with two young asian gentlemen in it ) and range rover (matt black with personalised number ) - what a surprise!

Taking a generous view, they are probably just victims of overcrowded roads getting frustrated and hating everyone else. A bit like when they crowd rats together in a cage and they all go for each other. But at least the rats don't play stupid finger waving games at each other - Maybe?

What a world and why is it full of idiots?

I'll just get myself another glass of Aldi premier Cru champagne to calm myself down.

Yes to that, pour me one as well.

[Nosery]

On 12/10/2023 at 2:12 AM, GMB said:

I had the misfortune of having to drive in greater Manchester today. These roads are full of agressive d*ckheads.

All the bullying, cut you up, nasty offenders were driving Mercedes ( black ) BMW ( black ) Audi ( RS7 dark grey with two young asian gentlemen in it ) and range rover (matt black with personalised number ) - what a surprise!

Taking a generous view, they are probably just victims of overcrowded roads getting frustrated and hating everyone else. A bit like when they crowd rats together in a cage and they all go for each other. But at least the rats don't play stupid finger waving games at each other - Maybe?

What a world and why is it full of idiots?

I'll just get myself another glass of Aldi premier Cru champagne to calm myself down. drift boss

Really anything can happen.

[jdlexus]

I'm afraid everywhere is full of bad drivers.i live in London but all major cities have drivers that feel entitled to drive like p...ks .if you come to London here are a few things that may help you

There is a minimum speed limit of 45 mph especially in supermarkets carpark

don't drake until you are 1 foot from the junction

never indicate most people don't know where the stalk is 

use of horn is compulsory if you have to slow down for any reason as is the wave of the middle finger

black cab drivers own the road mini cab drivers are no better they all seem to drive white Prius

any rubbish in the car can be dumped out anywhere

there are a lot more things I could say but that's enough to start with, just remember every pedestrian wants you to knock them over and every driver wants to crash into them.

Sorry rant over time to pour a large whisky and calm down 🤬

[Bluemarlin]

You forgot that cyclists helpfully provide a useful bump warning before you hit a curb.

Also, indicating is allowed in one specific instance, which is at traffic lights, with two lanes and a right turn. If turning right, you're supposed to proceed to the junction in the outside lane, come to a stop, and only then turn on your right indicator 🙂