Boomers 'Epitaph'

[Malc1]

1 hour ago, Boomer54 said:

for grumpy old people.

self-slapping for you then !!!  All Day long with coffee breaks ?  🤣

Malc

[Boomer54]

13 minutes ago, Malc1 said:

self-slapping for you then !!!  All Day long with coffee breaks ?  🤣

Malc

I resent the implication that I might have  progressed from very stupid to idiot. Having said which it is not lost upon me that no longer hitting my head against hard objects to slapping is a step in the right direction although I will no longer be able to have political aspirations.

[Boomer54]

They keep acoming.

[Bluemarlin]

21 hours ago, dutchie01 said:

Hang on... just found out the price of 1 litre of petrol in Saudi, guess what? 0.57 euro/litre!

Daylight robbery! It's 2p a litre in Venezuela.

[ganzoom]

https://www.carscoops.com/2023/10/toyota-admits-mirai-has-not-been-successful-will-focus-on-hydrogen-commercial-vehicles/#Echobox=1698403435 This ‘news’ will make some people on this thread happy :).

[Boomer54]

Yup.

[Boomer54]

Yup

[Malc1]

So my Ls700 HydroPower limo possibly won’t be delivered in my lifetime ……. must be time for another La400 ……. 😂

Malc 

[Malc1]

Not now hearing the creaks and groans coming from my “new to me “. ‘91.  Ls400. …….. MIRACULOUS …… or just my hearing getting more defective with Older Age 😇

Malc

[Boomer54]

I don't know about global warming, but fashion certainly evolved.

[Boomer54]

This Boomer will not be cold this winter. Have two Burley woodburners. This one is the Holywell 5kw in my snug room where the music and books are.

Not cold enough to have both lit yet. For just a little effort each day you get a lot of comfort.

[Boomer54]

For grumpy old boomers who like a joke.

 

[GMB]

14 hours ago, Boomer54 said:

Have two Burley woodburners

We are pensioners and have to sit around a pack of these in the evening.

When it gets chilly we put on our coats and run around the living room until the men in white coats arrive.

 

 

[GMB]

Like the driving cats images. Here's one of me and the missus going shopping. Typical Lexus drivers.

[Boomer54]

10 minutes ago, GMB said:

Like the driving cats images. Here's one of me and the missus going shopping. Typical Lexus drivers.

Oh so you like to be a back seat driver.

[GMB]

No I'm the one driving - see the glasses? Specsavers £25.

The wife is always reminding me of the speed limit when I am doing 41 in a 40 zone. I got her the pink hat for her birthday.

This is me on the bike when I was a young tearaway.

[Boomer54]

11 minutes ago, GMB said:

No I'm the one driving - see the glasses? Specsavers £25.

The wife is always reminding me of the speed limit when I am doing 41 in a 40 zone. I got her the pink hat for her birthday.

This is me on the bike when I was a young tearaway.

Did not even occur to me to call you a 'pussy'.😀

[GMB]

Miaow!

[Boomer54]

Hmm, apparently I have been shallow all my life. If only someone had told me I might have been sad.I wonder if anyone ever told him he was an intellectual snob?

[Rabbers]

The cats I know don’t drive.  They just leave paw-prints all over my paintwork.

[DavidCM]

11 hours ago, GMB said:

We are pensioners and have to sit around a pack of these in the evening.

When it gets chilly we put on our coats and run around the living room until the men in white coats arrive.

 

 

The mint with the less fattening centre.

[DavidCM]

I'm afraid these days most of my funny attachments wouldn't go down well with the PC brigade but what about this?

[DavidCM]

And another..

[DavidCM]

And another,

[Boomer54]

Or