I need a shotgun

[Mincey]

3 minutes ago, LenT said:

BTW - is Betsy protected by a ceramic coating?

 

Sadly not! I shall be getting what remains of my Supagard bird poo remover and the pressure washer out shortly.

I have invited a tree surgeon round this coming Wednesday to remove the offending tree/sh*tting position.

[Mincey]

I don't know what those buggers are eating, but that took some serious effort from the pressure washer to remove!

[GMB]

Has Betsy done something to a pigeon recently?

[Mincey]

56 minutes ago, GMB said:

Has Betsy done something to a pigeon recently?

That's a possibility which has been playing on my mind....

[Rabbers]

5 hours ago, Mincey said:

Great photo.  Looks like a face-melt special effect in a horror movie.

[Illogan]

On 4/30/2023 at 10:14 AM, Mincey said:

I believe that one or more local pigeons has put a fatwa on Betsy:

It's not 'fatwa', but sounds similar

[Mincey]

The tree comes down today. That bloody pigeon had to get one last dump in, didn't it?

[Mr_Groundhog]

Given that the ES wouldn't fit inside most single garages, I would get one of these if I was you... https://www.everycarcovered.com/collections/lexus/products/lexus-es-1997-2018-half-size-car-cover

Unless you have a double garage, that is.

[Mincey]

21 minutes ago, Mr_Groundhog said:

Given that the ES wouldn't fit inside most single garages, I would get one of these if I was you... https://www.everycarcovered.com/collections/lexus/products/lexus-es-1997-2018-half-size-car-cover

Unless you have a double garage, that is.

Hopefully after a very nice man with a chainsaw and a shredder comes this morning, the pigeon will be dumping its load on someone else's car, but many thanks for the idea. Had the tree not been going, I would have gone down the cover route 🙂

[Dippo]

I'm guessing this is not your favourite song!

 

[Phil xxkr]

On 4/26/2023 at 2:06 PM, Mincey said:

When I find the pigeon which did this, it's going to regret what it did mark my words....

A shotgun? Presumably you don't have a daughter? 🤔

[Mincey]

30 minutes ago, Phil xxkr said:

A shotgun? Presumably you don't have a daughter? 🤔

I have a step-daughter though. A plan is formulating....

[Braxton Tyler]

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