Who'd like to see Chris Tarrant pooh himself?

[Mr Vlad]

 

This is oh so good.

[DavidCM]

Film clip reminds me.......

Years and years ago ,a guy I used to work with had a white Astra which had headlamp washers.One of them,the nearside,got damaged ,but still pumped water.I don't remember whether or not he had aimed the jet,but when he operated the washers,the jet shot out and squirted anybody on the pavement.None of them figured out where it came from..how we laughed.Neither of us have grown up much since even though it was 30 years ago.

[Mincey]

An old chum of mine, who I'll not name, did something similar in an old Rover SD1 he ran for a while. In addition to this windscreen washer japery, he also designed something to squirt diesel onto the exhaust which would envelop all following motorists in a cloud of foul smoke.