Best T-shirt messages

[Phil xxkr]

Just looking through old pics - came across this I guess the word jaguar could be transposed 😊

[First_Lexus]

I saw one a few months ago with the legend…

”If you ever see me running, please kill whatever is chasing me!”

Another one I like;

”The Guardian - wrong about everything, every time.”

[Phil xxkr]

1 hour ago, First_Lexus said:

I saw one a few months ago with the legend…

”If you ever see me running, please kill whatever is chasing me!”

Another one I like;

”The Guardian - wrong about everything, every time.”

Don't know which I love the most Ed, fabulous 😂

[paulrnx]

I thought the welsh guy’s t-shirt in Notting Hill was brilliant. On the front - “You’re the most beautiful woman in the world”. On the back - “Fancy a f***k?”.

[royoftherovers]

31 minutes ago, paulrnx said:

I thought the welsh guy’s t-shirt in Notting Hill was brilliant. On the front - “You’re the most beautiful woman in the world”. On the back - “Fancy a f***k?”.

Too many asterisks or is it my gutter brain ?

[Phil xxkr]

19 minutes ago, royoftherovers said:

Too many asterisks or is it my gutter brain ?

No John, Paul has a stutter 🤣

[royoftherovers]

3 hours ago, Phil xxkr said:

No John, Paul has a stutter 🤣

or a tremor perhaps ?🤣🤣

[Phil xxkr]

Just now, royoftherovers said:

or a tremor perhaps ?🤣🤣

Tremor or knee tremble 😁😁😁

[paulrnx]

Fffffancy a fffffff

[paulrnx]

1 hour ago, Phil xxkr said:

Tremor or knee tremble 😁😁😁

Never had the first. Now the second……

[deltapapa]

Couple of years ago in Florida I had to compliment a guy whose T-shirt read

"My wife wanted to go to Disney, so we compromised and went"

[First_Lexus]

1 minute ago, deltapapa said:

Couple of years ago in Florida I had to compliment a guy whose T-shirt read

"My wife wanted to go to Disney, so we compromised and went"

Sounds like my first wife. We’d discuss what we were going to do about something, and in the end I’d agree with her…

[Phil xxkr]

8 minutes ago, First_Lexus said:

Sounds like my first wife. We’d discuss what we were going to do about something, and in the end I’d agree with her…

I know a chap, Geoff, whose favorite phrase was "I've got her exactly where she wants me" 😎

[DanD]

Not a t-shirt, but I followed a van owned by a scaffolding company with the slogan...

"may your next erection be in the right hands"

Made me smile. But I did not ask them for a quote.

[deltapapa]

I recall these from many years ago

"Butlitz holiday camp escape committee"   and    "Gobi Desert Canoe Club"