Ever Wished You Had Not Said That!

[maria]

" Could you go across to the tinber yard and get me some right angled nails..."

Derek used to be a spark on the building sites, one day the boss thinking he was cleaver sent the apprentice to the builders merchant with £50 and told him to get as many spirit level bubbles as he could for £50.00. What he had not realised was the unit the bubble was in was sold seperately.

He got what he asked for!! :D

[aido]

I made a ***** up earlier... I was chatting to a lass on a horse and they'd asked us last week if they could keep it in our field, but we'd had to say no as we're getting some sheep put in. So she mentioned it saying it was no problem but asked about these sheep, so like a muppet I say "I've never had sheep before!"

D'oh!