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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me and my gilfriend was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. It was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite close to me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be quite deliberate because she never did it near anyone else.

One day, little sister telephoned and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had feelings about me and desires about me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstaires to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead just come upstairs and get me." I was stunned, I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car where, to my surprise, my future father-in-law was standing. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are very happy you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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That's class - have seen a similar one before but this was better :)

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