Team Lexus Fun!

[Steve]

Top 20 ways to say

"Your Fly Is Open"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY

TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

Submit your funniest comments to this thread guys.. lets have some Team Lexus Humour! :D

[Steve]

"Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact

that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after

they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer

guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in...

but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that

'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer

monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...

the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say,

"I wanna see your ***** in here by 8:00!" ever again.

[Richie]

LOL, good ones Steve!!!!!!!

[Monster-Mat]

lol:D

[Steve]

heheh doesnload these sounds files.. they are really funny...

*** warning***

There is a little bit of profanity in the recording so if you dont like listening to swear words, please dont download.

BT Service Call

http://www.teamlexus.co.uk/BT_Service.wav" target="_blank"> http://www.teamlexus.co.uk/BT_Service.wav

and

A radio call gone wrong

http://www.teamlexus.co.uk/Radio_Call_Gone_Wrong.mp3

have fun

[Edited on 12-12-2001 by Administrator]

[Steve]

did anyone ever download these files and listen to them?

[Steven]

easier to train a cage of monkies LOL :D