Drunken Rat on Tour

[Big Rat]

I’ve been a bit absent on here of late as Mrs Rat has forced onto something called a holiday.....

Anyway let’s see if anyone can guess where this picture was taken of me asking some unresponsive locals drunken directions to the local Lexus dealership....... I will reveal why in my next exciting post 🙄

Another slight clue is the Hotel outside......

Big Rat

[Flytvr]

Clacton?

[Big Rat]

@FlytvrAh Davi you need to get out more Clacton is near Cirencester.........

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[Flytvr]

Bognor Regis?

[Ala Larj]

Singapore?

[olumite]

Margate?

[Mattmech]

That’s definitely Southend on sea, recognise the lights 😁

[Bluesman]

20 minutes ago, Mattmech said:

That’s definitely Southend on sea, recognise the lights 😁

Are you sure? it looks more like Clacton-on-Sea.

[Big Rat]

48 minutes ago, Ala Larj said:

Singapore?

@Ala Larj 10 out of 10 Ala you win a A free week suite in the Marina Bay Hotel to the value of £6.6k 😳

Oh by the way @Flytvr is picking up the tab 😉

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[Warrington guy]

Big rat . Is it Blackpoo😜l 

[Ala Larj]

1 hour ago, Big Rat said:

@Ala Larj 10 out of 10 Ala you win a A free week suite in the Marina Bay Hotel to the value of £6.6k 😳

Oh by the way @Flytvr is picking up the tab 😉

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I'll PM my bank details @Flytvr

[emjay82]

If you're looking for this bloke (Yukihiko Yaguchi)...... 

You're in the wrong place, try Japan. 😉 

[royoftherovers]

6 hours ago, Flytvr said:

Clacton?

New Brighton prior to its complete refurbishment !!

[Big Rat]

Oh and by the way we’re not staying at The Marina bay not likely at £875 per nite..... just making use.... repetive use.... of the roof top bar.....🤪

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[Flytvr]

3 hours ago, Big Rat said:

@Ala Larj 10 out of 10 Ala you win a A free week suite in the Marina Bay Hotel to the value of £6.6k 😳

Oh by the way @Flytvr is picking up the tab 😉

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I’m not paying for your ladyboys!!!

I’m also telling Mo!!!

[Big Rat]

@Flytvr You mean...... you mean.....there not actually...... ladies....... but but.......hang on I spent ages negotiating with this lot for the right one as well....

Big Rat

[Flytvr]

4 minutes ago, Big Rat said:

@Flytvr You mean...... you mean.....there not actually...... ladies....... but but.......hang on I spent ages negotiating with this lot for the right one as well....

Big Rat

Don’t waste your time telling me, it’s Mo you need to apologise to!! 😜

[Big Rat]

@Flytvr Nah she’s in handbag heaven.......

[FTBBCVoodoo]

@Big Rat...  Go here...  It was my favourite bar when I worked out in Singapore

Ice Cold Beer Bar in emerald hill.  Provides what it says.

 

[Big Rat]

@FTBBCVoodoo Lee thanx for that matey, were in some place called Perth Australia at the moment Mrs Rat wants handbags made from Kangaroo bits.......🙄

Ive agreed so long as we can go back to Singapore next week.......

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[Ala Larj]

BBC

[Big Rat]

Maybe she’s buying that for me for my folding beer tokens.....I’d be nuts not to accept it......,

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[tomRCFcarbon]

I hear rat scrotum makes the best wallets...bit small for notes, cards and keys though!

[tomRCFcarbon]

In honour of ‘Ratty’s’ far eastern tour a suitably non-sensical but still compelling Japanese car review by the crazies of Best Motoring:

 

[Guest]

Depends how old the rat is. I heard he tucks it in the top of his socks.

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