A Blonde Joke

[Fargo]

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled,

"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,

but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! "Very good," said

her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're

blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She

yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could

only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" That's

very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because

you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she

yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other

girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to

reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it

because I'm blonde, Mum?"

"No Dear, it's because you're 25."

[Mike IS200]

[NickF]

V. funny

[Wosket]

if only id read that and took it to the pub with me! as it was a funeral party turned up!

[AMH]

Best not let the missus see all these blond jibes

[Wosket]

Best not let the missus see all these blond jibes

it's alright, she wont understand!

[AMH]

:o :P